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One Liner - 493

Posted by :Bollywood Sargam Joker Laughs :782



(*_*) Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex ?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.



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First lawyer!

Posted by :Bollywood Sargam Joker Laughs :377



One day a Pope and a lawyer died and went to heaven. God came and said, "Follow me and I will give you your rooms."
So they both followed. First God gave the Pope his room; it was very small with a small bed and a small desk.
"Thank you, thank you my lord," said The Pope.
Then God gave the lawyer his room; it was big room with a big bed and a big deck with a pool and a pretty woman. "Mr. God, why are you giving this room to me and the other one to The Pope?" the lawyer asked.
"Well, we get popes by the dozens, but you`re our first lawyer."


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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 1184

Posted by :Bollywood Sargam Joker Laughs :386

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT IN THIS BEER", and walks to the bathroom. When he comes back about 15 minutes later, there's another 3x5 note card next to his beer saying, "I SPIT IN IT TOO".

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